An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals. The cannibal chief says,”We’re going to kill you, eat you, and use your skins to make a canoe. But you get to choose how you die.”
The Englishman pulls out a revolver, yells, “God save the queen,” and shoots himself in the head.
The Frenchman grabs a bottle of cyanide, shouts, “Vive La France,” drinks the poison, and dies.
It’s now the New Yorker’s turn. He pulls out a fork and, as he stabs himself all over his body, shouts, “Screw your damn canoe!”
How did you think of this before I did?!?